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girl south king

August 27th, 2005 Bob No comments

Weekends are fertile ground for beautiful spam:


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touch. Often felt divide horse many provide. Body began too
down, girl south king. Like example, down face. Air measure say
idea slow, wheel, yet. Happen hat, state happen winter fish
plane. Who map main, sentence cow process. Yet numeral pull, few
most. Come region between give, electric house industry.

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don’t insult the puppets!

August 23rd, 2005 Bob No comments

Props to Jamie for passing this beautiful spam along:

Experts are exact opposites of painters. Brats bring comfort to Macintosh users. Eskimos will marry the pediatricians. Our Landmark users evolved from ompuserve users. Phrenologists pester pushers. Television personalities burst into tears if they see dental assistants.

While I was in Mexico with Clayton Williams, he told me that puppets are insulted if you call them people! I overheard Bush talking to the gerbils, and he said that the McDonalds’ employees are insulted if you call them ballet dancers.

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last design, natural.

August 22nd, 2005 Bob No comments

More beautiful spam:


Last design, natural. Bank each, laugh has mother. Buy, name group do four. Year, would day over, fire, king. Half love where supply why. Area under, then caught many, body. We ball possible tell. Leg crowd them, any. Stead copy out. Play, close special. Last include dress course flower. Trip catch can be guide include at. Rail with knew break gentle close man.

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I listened to that tape eight times

August 18th, 2005 Bob No comments

More beautiful spam:

Haven’t the computer programmers already practiced shaving?.

THE PARENT arrived back on the scene. She gave me a tape by Dr. Laura Meyers from UCLA. I listened to that tape eight times. I listened over and over and heard the same thing again and again.

Ms. Meyers said, ‘These kids may need to hear a word many times (perhaps 72 times) before they ever say a word. A computer can be patient and say it the same way every time.’ Now I understood. I was not patient enough. I did not allow the student to hear the words over and over. I was interrupting their learning by interjecting, when they were totally engrossed in what they were doing. I was asking questions they were not ready to answer. They were just learning language. They didn’t have the answers yet..

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matter, always, begin

August 15th, 2005 Bob No comments

Got good spam today.

This came with a link to cheap male perfomance
enhancing drugs, but that doesn’t mar the poetry:

Game play problem. Search they, home own that stay, flower. Matter, always, begin. Under said that remember put, same. Blue picture, million ready. Work spread, head if joy few, thought. Too mother ago a, hole. Big system, human win, got water. Ran person weather, step true lead boat. Top learn together wonder. Baby food board. Sky notice cause use, such high dog. Gas house lift broke might pass same. Up, reason can few quick sea any. Quiet produce colony, like language, stand.

I think this is pretty much what Burroughs was aiming for with his cut-up experiments.

I like it.

Big system, human, got water!

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