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Props to Jamie for passing this beautiful spam along:

Experts are exact opposites of painters. Brats bring comfort to Macintosh users. Eskimos will marry the pediatricians. Our Landmark users evolved from ompuserve users. Phrenologists pester pushers. Television personalities burst into tears if they see dental assistants.

While I was in Mexico with Clayton Williams, he told me that puppets are insulted if you call them people! I overheard Bush talking to the gerbils, and he said that the McDonalds’ employees are insulted if you call them ballet dancers.

More beautiful spam:

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More beautiful spam:

Haven’t the computer programmers already practiced shaving?.

THE PARENT arrived back on the scene. She gave me a tape by Dr. Laura Meyers from UCLA. I listened to that tape eight times. I listened over and over and heard the same thing again and again.

Ms. Meyers said, ‘These kids may need to hear a word many times (perhaps 72 times) before they ever say a word. A computer can be patient and say it the same way every time.’ Now I understood. I was not patient enough. I did not allow the student to hear the words over and over. I was interrupting their learning by interjecting, when they were totally engrossed in what they were doing. I was asking questions they were not ready to answer. They were just learning language. They didn’t have the answers yet..

Got good spam today.

This came with a link to cheap male perfomance
enhancing drugs, but that doesn’t mar the poetry:

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I think this is pretty much what Burroughs was aiming for with his cut-up experiments.

I like it.

Big system, human, got water!