don’t insult the puppets!
Props to Jamie for passing this beautiful spam along:
Experts are exact opposites of painters. Brats bring comfort to Macintosh users. Eskimos will marry the pediatricians. Our Landmark users evolved from ompuserve users. Phrenologists pester pushers. Television personalities burst into tears if they see dental assistants. While I was in Mexico with Clayton Williams, he told me that puppets are insulted if you call them people! I overheard Bush talking to the gerbils, and he said that the McDonalds’ employees are insulted if you call them ballet dancers.
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